Since 1912, Nabisco has been cranking out over 55 flavours and limited editions of the circular treat. Oreos GLOBALLY dominate on the topic of flavours. And don’t even get me started on all of the things you can do with the multifaceted cookie- especially for brekky. I know you Aussies like your Oreo McFlurry… but where’s the Tim Tam flavour?! Oreo Churros exist because why the hell not. Oreos aren’t just a cookie or a canvas for art, it’s also a topping and a recognized flavour of society. Show me what you can create with a Tim Tam (OTHER THAN a Lincoln Log Cabin). Just check out this Instagram account where a brilliantly talented food artist transforms the Oreo into the next Pablo Picasso painting. Notice the effort there! Better yet, the cream centre of the cookie can also be used as a blank canvas for the purpose of art via a toothpick. The Oreo consists of 90 ridges, 12 flowers, 12 dashes and 12 dots. Y'all got lazy with the design of the Tim Tam. Oreos also go better with beer, wine and even orange juice (which some cold-blooded creatures actually use for dunking). And the way you eat an Oreo says a lot about your personality. The chocolate biscuit and cream act as the perfect sponge for dipping. And if you have the counter argument that Oreos are terrible for dunking because it’s circular and there’s the annoying problem of not being able to fit your hand into a slim glass of ice cold milk - we have a solution called The Dipr, which allows for optimal dunking capacity customized specifically for the beloved Oreo.Īnd that’s another thing, Oreos actually go with milk. I’d rather use a Twizzler as a straw to drink soda because THAT actually makes sense. I’ll give you the Tim Tam Slam, but honestly, it doesn’t look as enjoyable as it sounds. Let’s jump right into it: Tim Tams lack dunkability. It’s missing the balance that only a perfectly proportioned, cream-filled Oreo cookie can deliver. But it’s like two chocolate cookies, chocolate filling, chocolate coating… I mean, come on people. Yeah, yeah it melts in your mouth, whatever. I inhaled my first Tim Tam three months ago. But let’s talk about the important issue here -which is the classic and serious debate of Oreos versus Tim Tams. I get it, what do I know? I’m a bloody American. Come at me with the pitchforks, Aussie friends: I’m here to explain why Oreos are better than Tim Tams.
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